I recieved the following email from a customer today.

On my startpage, under Sci Tech news, I clicked on the story about the Code Red virus, and my computer froze. Is it possible that instead of the story, that link downloads the virus to your system???

I was at a loss there was no way to answer this without the word dumbass so I turned to my fellow co workers for help, here is my fav response.

Unfortunately, the link you clicked on contained a virus that has effected you, and whomever family member has come in contact with it. We have worked on a system to fix this, and you as well as your family members. You should be glad you are still alive:

1. Run outside
2. Scream at the top of your lungs that you are a recovering Dion Warwick stalker
3. Knock on neighbors door, and state you are a encyclopedia salesman. Run your pitch by them. If your pitch doesnt work, knock your head on wall repeatedly till blood is drawn.
4. If neighbor does not respond still, find the neighborhood cat and grab by collar.
5. Click on finish

Heh yeah I like my job some days.

Well ever since my not so great fiasco week a couple weeks ago I've have possible relationships and even dating on hold right now. It was too wierd having all that stuff happen within a week. But it has all passed and I have all but given up on the chick at work. Not that I had a chance before but yeah I've called it quits, on to better things. Or so one would hope. Appearantly my duck legion near my apt has taken to really screwin with humans I watched one try and take off with a ball the other day while I sat there. WHat can ya do they just do their thing and humans can apperantly go to duck hell. I can even tell the difference between them now, the one that bit me is STuart, his thieving buddy is Jeebus. They crack me up and when I laugh or talk they always look at me suspiciously. I'm telling you they are Satan's spawn, or a lot smarter than I give em credit for. ANyways I just wanted to say, I'm looking for a gf. Personal ads no work cuz no matter how hard you try they just sound desperate.

Granted thats what I am I just don't feel like advertising it.

I really don't know why but I have been having voilent dreams, most of the time they are trips with meaning but lately just for kicks its been violent I would guess. Anyways the one that scares me the most is the first one I had at the beggining of this trend.

Basically it begins at my friend Julia's apt. Big bash everybodys drinking and havin fun and stuff until this lil gang banga dood just goes off! Naturally we are all around tryin to calm this guy down, when he hits Julia. WHoa! Not kewl, and doubly so here. I immediately pounce and just go to town on this guy. Kickin screamin throwin him through their screen door and kickin him repeatedly when he wouldn't get up any more. Boy did it feel gooooooood. SO we fix the screen door and go back to the party. Time passes.

So he comes back a few hours later a bit bloody but none the worse for wear. He walks in and I move to intercept him. Out comes a gun, I start taunting him and questioning his manhood because he needs a gun to deal with me. You know classic Friday style. YOu kicks just don't know how to take a good ass whoopin. Wasn't that it? Ah well, anyways I just keep shouting these insults until gun is put down. TO which I begin to kick his ass again. Oh yeah once again it felt good to kick him. But this time I break his right elbow as he tries to punch me. Once again I leave him on the porch and time passes.

Well I get jumped by like 8 thugs, wow this sounds familiar and I go to town once again. I woke up as I got hit in the face with a bat. WHoa! wierd ass dream. More like that lemme tell ya. But it frightens me on how much joy I took in hurting these guys. I'm always afraid of fighting because what if I crack and just rage? Oh well save such thoughts for a later time and back to the grind.

Leasing cars, hrm….don't get it. You pay and pay and pay for something that will never be yours and will never get to keep. Not only that you have to pay full coverage because the car is not yours. SO thinking about it you pay like 400-600 a month for something that does not nor will it ever belong to you. Logic? I don't see any.

I will admit my car isn't the prettiest thing on the road nor does it have a lot of bells and whistles. But it does its job and gets me from point A to point B with little difficulty. Granted I will have to drop a little money into it soon for suspension and perhaps a general ovehaul as the milage climbs but we all have to do that right? Not only that my car only cost like $130 a month, and that includes gas. I guess I'm becoming a tight wad in my old age or something. But lease? Why?Oh well just a general, HUH? For today

So I heard the funniest quote last night. Mind you this is coming from an “educated” college professor.

“Christianity would have come to pass even with out Jesus Christ, but it would not become a religion without Paul.”

Der? Okie okie aside from how lame that comment sounds. Doesn't the fact that the religion is named after Christ show that it would be in poor taste to keep the name without him? I mean these religions all believe that he was a part of some plan of salvation for them right? So how would Christianity have been created with out Christ in the first place? Now perhaps if Paul was such an intergral part of religion it would be called Paulianity. But not Christianity, how would they come about for that name with out Christ? Would they be chillin around a fire and be like well what should we call our religion? Uhhhhh how bout the rock, or maybe ummm…oh oh oh Apostles and me! Nonononononono AH!@, CHristianity! WHy? It sounds kewl, DUH! Alright.

I hardly think that would have flown well. ANd what would he have preached about? How would he have gathered the disciples? I mean according to christianity it was Crhist who did this right? Soooooooo, I dunno education does always work for ya thats what I think *giggle* Besides he seemed stuffy and its always good to get a laugh from someone stuffy.

ANyways so I'm totally pissed at the way things seem to work sometimes. There is the kewl exchange program which allow sofor visas for nannies, and such and they got some Eastern European electricians to take part. They were supposed to be trained in new techniques and pick up our trade here. Well the company who totally brought them here lied to their sponsers, who were all non-profit organizations, by bringing them in and billing them as cheap labor to construction companies. Whoa talk about unethical, then they changed their story as they spoke to each worker came in promising different things. Not kewl yet again. SO they get here and nobody really supervises the workers and their new bosses, so they get stuck with lame ass jobs and shit that we wouldn't really wanna do. They aren't even getting trained on this shit, just working and having to pick things up as they go.

Really sucky since wiring codes and stuff are diff here than there. I dunno I mean I get treated like shit at my job, but this just plain pisses me off. I mean you tell somebody something you deliver. Not deliver on some of it to some of the people, but on all of it to all the fucking people involved. Bastards, that corperate America for ya. I dunno I'm just full of pissiness right now. Come on America! Get yer heads outta yer asses and help people out. Jeebus! Or something I dunno I'm just pissy and I can't even think coherantly….let alone try and make a valid point. I'm pissed off! That's all I know.

You know I was always under the impression that regardless of the kind of bf or gf you recieve they are broken in some way. It could also be the opposites attract theory ya know? I think the worst culprit is just making someone to be so much bigger and better than they really are, so once you finally meet them, well no sparks, and no connection. Hence no new bf or gf. Or something like that. You know I don't know I'm really rambling and just needed to get away from work. Oh maybe its just being too picky, or it could be the fact that most hot guys are the mental equivalent to a tree, not even an intelligent tree. But one of those dumbe ones they use for firewood. Not that all firewood is dumb, but the majority of it is I mean think about it, its like the whole survival of the fittest thing.

The reason they are firewood now is well because they couldn't run fast enough or they weren't smart enough to evade the lumberjacks, right? Right? Oh yeah, what was my point, oh yes why no cute bf for you, it could also be the whole “making them feel mentally inferior” thing. I've seen it a lot before I have some pretty smart friends who are chicks and they go through guys like toilet paper. Most often heard arguements?

M: “You're so much smarter, you make me feel inferior”
followed by wailing and gnashing of teeth…..

or

M: “You maybe book smart, but I've got street smarts”
followed by her making him feel more inferior as she explains exploits she and I used to have, you know BACK IN THA DAY, and of course the gratiutous wailing and gnashing of teeth, this is also accompanied by loud thumps as she attempts to kick his ass(happens a lot more often than it should really[I mean cripes at least fight somewhere else not my apt while I'm having a party])…….

That normally seems to be a major factor hang up for some of those “hot guys”, the whole inferior intelligence thing that is. Other than that I can't see reason for the whole not having a cute bf/gf. Oh yeah thats right I forgot the most important part, phermones, or is it fearmones? Heh regardless get some, and really GET SOME! WOoWOo! If any of this made sense it is purely coincidental.

So I appearantly need food. Hrm, always thought food was overrated, until yesterday when I couldn't imbibe any. Everything I had reuired effort or was hard(stale). *wink* Oh well I shall make an effort to get some food I guess, and a TV right soon, hopefully. Maybe? Oh well I'm rambling bored and hungry just not a good combo. It's appearantly time for me to take my downers, caffiene has taken its toll on my body. hey! GIMMIE SOME site hist already!

*sigh* So I got written up for sending a “gender specific” email. I checked the list and I “thought” everybody would appreciate the email for the humor that it contains. Guess I was wrong, and I think I know who sent in the anonymous claim of being offended. I mean please, ANONYMOUS? Are they afraid that I would be as childish as to seek retribution? Far from it people I would congradulate them on having balls to come up to me and telling me what has offended them. I'm sure I'm far from the norm, but can't you respect someone that has the balls to stand up for what they believe in, rather than hiding behind beaurocratic bullshit.

Have the balls to phuckin stand up for your rights and tell me what you think. I have to say this whole suing on a whim, and hiding behind walls and laws is just not the way to be as far as I'm concerned. Stand up for yourselves! I mean how the hell did your parents meet? There had to be some sort of general flirting for them to let the other know that they werew interested right? I mean there are limits and there are such things as good taste and bad taste, but jeebus people, I doubt there is anybody who after confronted would continue to give into poor taste. If they do then they got issues and then it is very much time to turn to legal avenues. But only after you let it be known what you think of their actions and let them know what you feel and how you react to such stimuli. But only after you let them know what you feel. Otherwise what is the point? Granted some people may retaliate and you may feel uncomfortable, but isn't it better to deal with issues directly instead of having to hide and deal with all the freakin paper work. Immediate gratification, take joy in their shocked look as you let them know they will not be tolerated.

Oh well thats my rant and it took a while because I'm on the phones. *muha* oh wel back to mail and have a great day!

Yet another day in a life which isn't really all that interesting. So I woke up this morning and could hardly move my mouth. I only found that out because I wanted to yell out in pain because of my legs cramping. It was like full on full leg cramp and nothing I tried to do would actually relieve the pain at all. I went back to a painful yet blissful sleep. I woke up long enough to croak out a call in, yet I was still cramping. My mouth would finally work now but it felt like it was cramping as well. I don't know what to say, but I felt fine last night.

Nothing was done last night cept watching movies with Ry, so it's not like I had a real reason to wake up like I did. But I did, oh well I finally managed to keep my legs from cramping around 2PM or so. I moved around trying to clean up because well you know when you cramp its always best to be active and stretch out. My mouth still felt cramped, eating took like an hour, and I finally made it to the bank to make sure my tax return finaly made it and then looked at TVs!!!!!!!

You know what I despise the most is how I never get help at electronics stores. It seems as if they always avoid me even if I have the money and know what I'm talking about. Especially Ultimate Electronics, those guys are punks! I could be the only person looking at stuff and they still avoid talking to me. Especially when t comes to car audio. I don't know why but its irks me and I just wanna shove my foot up their arse, you know make me feel better. YaY! So thats my day, boring and with a rant. Now I will go and try to make something of this pointless day.