Jul 21
Hey look at the email I just wrote
You know I was always under the impression that regardless of the kind of bf or gf you recieve they are broken in some way. It could also be the opposites attract theory ya know? I think the worst culprit is just making someone to be so much bigger and better than they really are, so once you finally meet them, well no sparks, and no connection. Hence no new bf or gf. Or something like that. You know I don't know I'm really rambling and just needed to get away from work. Oh maybe its just being too picky, or it could be the fact that most hot guys are the mental equivalent to a tree, not even an intelligent tree. But one of those dumbe ones they use for firewood. Not that all firewood is dumb, but the majority of it is I mean think about it, its like the whole survival of the fittest thing.
The reason they are firewood now is well because they couldn't run fast enough or they weren't smart enough to evade the lumberjacks, right? Right? Oh yeah, what was my point, oh yes why no cute bf for you, it could also be the whole “making them feel mentally inferior” thing. I've seen it a lot before I have some pretty smart friends who are chicks and they go through guys like toilet paper. Most often heard arguements?
M: “You're so much smarter, you make me feel inferior”
followed by wailing and gnashing of teeth…..
or
M: “You maybe book smart, but I've got street smarts”
followed by her making him feel more inferior as she explains exploits she and I used to have, you know BACK IN THA DAY, and of course the gratiutous wailing and gnashing of teeth, this is also accompanied by loud thumps as she attempts to kick his ass(happens a lot more often than it should really[I mean cripes at least fight somewhere else not my apt while I'm having a party])…….
That normally seems to be a major factor hang up for some of those “hot guys”, the whole inferior intelligence thing that is. Other than that I can't see reason for the whole not having a cute bf/gf. Oh yeah thats right I forgot the most important part, phermones, or is it fearmones? Heh regardless get some, and really GET SOME! WOoWOo! If any of this made sense it is purely coincidental.
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