Never before has the world seen such an oddity. Neither have I and I look in the mirror almost every single day so I don't know why I don't see it. But everybody else does appearantly. It's kind wierd, I mean I've always been diff, but it was never really noticable to me until I started paying attention to what people said to me. Now its like the easiest out for me is to blame it on drugs. Do I really seem like some cracked out hooker? Or like I've done nothin but drugs all my life? This could explain a few things in my life lately.

Oh well such speculation never really got me anywhere, I need to work on my other plans of world domination and finding a genie so I can finally get my ultimate wish….

*drum roll*

Exact change for what ever I want to buy.

Think about it, wanna buy a Lancer Evo 6 Extreme? Easy Peasey pull exact change for your purchase out of your pocket. Oh have an impulse to buy a big screen HDTV along with the whole theater system? No Prob just pull tha money outta yer pocket, hey whatta ya know exact change even! Yeah bay bee that would rule I need it and want it. So my new project finding that genie and gettin em to gimmie what I want, that coupled with my wish of a cupboard of neverending junk food. And last of all teh ability to come up with a plan for world peace. Yeah bay bee I'd be set, Utopia here I come!