Hehe I just had a wierd post in 's LJ:

Or so they say. Who the hell are they anyway? And who says four alarm fires are bad. I for one prefer 3 alarm fires because you have fewer firefighters to get plowed afterwards. Hahaha that brings back a memory, went to a Summer Solstice BBQ at my friends parents house and the 18 yr old was throwing a party down the street. My friend and I went over with some beer and introduced ourselves, to which the door was promptly slammed in our face. Oooooookie, anywho we're chillin and the girl who's throwin the party comes out and apologizes and invites us in. So we go in for the hey of it, and while sitting on the couch trying concoct nummy alcoholic beverages…..when we hear cops!!!!!

Instantly I grab everything on the table which included lots of liquor and narcotics. I hop the fence and kick everything under the picnic table next door, and start packing everything into my pockets when I hear my freidn grunting and screaming. He's trying to carry the keg himself! ACK! Once again hop the fence and help him hurl it over, then we get on the other side and while I continue to pack stuff he lopes off with the keg. I run and catch up, so here we are looking like thugs runnin down the alley with a keg and pockets full bottles and everything. Cops flying by with lights blazin and the don't even bat and eye when the pass us. Ahhhhhhh memories! dunno what brought that one on, but hey its kewl.