BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I TOTALLY HAD TO POST THIS ONE!!!!

so the chicken and the egg are lying in bed together and the egg smugly turns to the chicken saying, “well, i guess we know the answer to that one.”

Thanx

DO you not believe me? Does the twitch in my eye, leg, hand, finger, or foot, not convince you of my calmness? I have to be calm, very zen, actually I think I need some food in my stomach, no sleep and no food, bad combo, specially when you throw in 2 pots of coffee in a vain attempt to stay awake. No my tummy is in turmoil, and I'm still in shock, revelations of last night, the sleepless night have made me happy, yet I lack the strength to properly convey my happiness or pleasure at this turn of events. Oh well I suppose I should get back to work and attempt to pretend to know what I am doing while on the phones. Good luck, Agent KickSomeMajorAss

I just don't know what to say….

Everything is a blur, a fragment of coherant thought. I think and it fractures, I try and concentrate on the fractures and they become sounds. Garbled sentences form garbled statements which I utter, and realize that I should have kept these things to myself. I walkaround in a daze, thinking about how much sleep I would enjoy, I was sick yesterday and now I can't sleep. I need to just sleep and find a bit of solitude. Something to stop the fracture.

Something to just stop it! Something, something, something…..something just make it stop. I can't concentrate, I am deleriously happy and satisfied, yet nothing makes sense, nothing I say makes sense. I can't make any sense. I just sit here and stare at my screen, praying that some email will trickle into my inbox so I can stay off the phones. Think is not my strong point, neither is coherancy. I can't speel I can't think I can't concentrate.

The downward spiral has started, just one step closer to the brink. Everything is hazy or just doesn't make immediate sense. Can I make it to the Dragon? Can I go on today like this? Will I survive and be able to pull this day off? I just need it need it.

When you have insomnia, you're never really awake, and you're never really asleep….

How true, must get sleep, help me heeeeelp me……