I submit the following convo with a fellow tech for your amusement:

daniyel95: win98>
daniyel95: our mom.dll has create an Invalid Bed Sheet in my room.sys
GlubGlub56: ROFL
GlubGlub56: Win RL
GlubGlub56: 3 phone lines
GlubGlub56: gf.dll is linked to missing export rob.vxd
GlubGlub56: sys file rob.vxd is being used by other program hotchica.exe
GlubGlub56: I should write error messages for programs….
daniyel95: yes…PIMPED out errors
GlubGlub56: PIMP.INI linked to missing export pimphat.dll
daniyel95: word
GlubGlub56: yo yo
GlubGlub56: all yo gotta do is download pimphat.dll and put it in yer C:\WINDOWS\PIMP directory

Indeed I am a geek….