Ok a little back ground before you read this. I scored 83% on the Spark's Bastard test, and the first email is based on the old statement of
“What they don't know can't hurt them”. I've stripped as much as I can to protect the innocent, B is my co-worker, R is me.

From: B
To : R
Subject: RE: Wow, if this won't start WWIII nothing will

what she doesn't know…right?

—–Original Message—–
From: R
To: B

yepyep, though there are time I wonder about that statement….what I don't know won't kill me….
Then I think about Heather, she would gladly remove my spine if I didn't know how to react correctly

—–Original Message—–
From: B
To: R

very true

—–Original Message—–
From: R
To: B

and that would result in death wouldn't it?

—–Original Message—–
From: B
To: R

yes it would

—–Original Message—–
From: R
To: B

yeah that would be a real bummer, although I could once and for all prove that annoying statment wrong

—–Original Message—–
From: B
To: R

but you would be dead, so whats the point?

—–Original Message—–
From: R
To: B

It'd still be WRONG! I would just need you to be aware so you could bring up the proof

—–Original Message—–
From: B
To: R

Well, I could do that for you. Still be dead, but you'd be right.

—–Original Message—–
From: R
To: B

as long as I was right it wouldn't matter if I was dead

—–Original Message—–
From: B
To: R

Wow, that is a bastard attitude

—–Original Message—–
From: R
To: B

I work hard for my title

—–Original Message—–
From: B
To: R

and you'd die for it

—–Original Message—–
From: R
To: B

I am prepared to be a martyr for my belief in the bastard structure

—–Original Message—–
From: B
To: R

Cool, should I let know? heheh