it was the 101 things you probably didn't know about me?!?! Well I figured I need to jump on another bandwagon and post this Im sure it'll fizzle at 25 but here it goes:

1. I was born dead (Dang umbilical cord)
2, I was a child prodigy (But now Im normal….wussup with that?)
3. I see the world through colors in my head
4. This explains the fact that I have a bemused look on my face most of the time
5. I have serious texture issues with food items
6. This makes me a very picky eater
7. This engagement makes my second one
8.. Im a retired bad boy
9. This includes fights, stealing and other asorted illicit activities
10. knows just about everything there is to know about me
11. I have been accused of date rape by a jealous ex gf
12. I walked away from a scholorship (stupid I know but it seemed right)
13. If it weren't for that I wouldn't know half the people I do now
14. I actually like my job being a server right now
15. I am also a retired playa (scoff if you will, but I did have my moments)
16. My managers at work love me
17. My co-workers as well (This is just speculation, but it seems true)
18. I was just told I am the best server in town
19. They told me four times through asssorted notes (Hey I gotta get 101 things gimmie a break)
20. I play the trombone
21. This is whot I was offered the scholarship for
22. is rubbing off on me…I now yell at the TV when the newscast is stupid
23. I talk about surfing porn in public places just to make her blush
24. She's knows I don't
25. I don't like porn or tittie bars too much
26. I've never taken advantage of a drunk girl
27. Im a mongrol (Half Indian- Half white)
28. I lfigure its the Indians fault, you know being on our land before we got here
29. Punishment for me when I was younger was being sent to the “reservation” for the summer
30. I never got sent to the reservation for punishment
31. I like to laugh
32. I've been told I have a good laugh
33. Im a sarcastic mofo
34. I don't own a Bug's Life (It's one of my fav movies…ACK!)
35. I have a cartoon fetish
36. I will admit to watching Pokemon
37. I watch for Team Rocket
38. and Charrizard
39. Oh yeah and Psyduck
40. I probably look like a Pokemon freaq
41. Im not
42. I plan on seeing Spiderman on opening day
43. But not Star wars (how's that for jacked…Jar Jar killed it for me)
44. I have day dreams of being an action movie star
45. I also have day dreams of finishing one of my stories for once
46. I looooove to write
47. Almost as much as I love to read
48. I want a room totally devoted to books
49. I can wire car stereo systemssemi-competantly
50. I learned this skill because I used to boost em
51. I attended my first “rave” when I was 14
52. I had m y first drug when I was 14
53. It wasn't ganja
54. I had my first sexual experience when I was 14
55. She was older!
56. I was molested when I was a child
57. Nobody in the family thankfully
58. My lil bro is my best friend
59. I tried to kill him when we were teenagers
60. Im sorry about that
61. I've just realized Im not that interesting
62. Im gonna marry
63. Im gonna be a daddi
64. I make friends quick and am there for em but I can't keep em
65. Most people's first thought about me is that Im funny
66. LOOKIN
67. That was a joke
68. People say Im a freaq, nut, dork, etc
69. I have come to grips with my inner nerd
70. I started smoeking to quit worse habits
71. Coke and Horse
72. My brother, father, and I sound exactly alike on the phone
73. I get along with women better than men
74. I have a latent talent of turning almost any comment into a sexual innuendo
75. I never thought I would make it this far
76. I have a good nose for battle tactics (Another latent ability)
77. I am a photobug
78. I often wish I could draw better
79. My creativity flows best when Im delerious
80. Peaople are amazed I've turned out as good as I have with my past
81. I can thank my parents for that
82. I didn't drink alchohol til I was 18
83. I didn't smoek out til I was 18
84. I have a real real real real good friend who I wouldn't trade for tha world
85. I like to cuddle
86. Even after sex
87. The only childhood momento I have is my great grandfather's lighter
88. I am very close to my family
90. My grandmother is….eccentric (read…a lot of people find her annoying)
91. I delight in pushing people to thier limits of feeling comfortable
92. I've found something to interest me….theoretical physics
93. I don't understand it all but it interests me
94. I kind of want to start playin tha Tbone again
95. Im lost in life and I dont know what I really want to do with it
96. The only thing Im sure of is finding happiness
97. I tried to kill myself once
98. I had three psychiatrists who left their profession because of me
99. I have people still calling me for favors
100. I can still help them
101. Im still a boring guy

Heh, so that's it, there ya go