That nobody sees fit to add me as a friend anymore?!?
*sneef*
I see how it is…
Can't sleep…must sleep Im sick…need sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

I get entertained by people all the time the resturant I work at has had many incarnations before this one got up and finally made money, so people frequently make the mistake of thinking we are one of the old resturants that used to reside there. Now this wouldn't bother me much except for the fact that my shirt has the new logo, the menu has a new logo and the resturant actually has a good feel to it now. Today I get these two ladies on the patio, you know nothin to hard til we get to the following exchange:

W1 (woman #1): I'd like one of your big bud lights…
Me: Alright but we only have BL in the bottle, sorry bout that
W1: You don't have BL on draft?!?
Me: Nope, we focus on microbrews and imports…
W2 (woman #2): We had BL on draft not too long ago…
Me: Unfortuantely we haven't had BL on draft since I've started ( I've worked there for 5 months)
W1: Yeah I had one of your big BLs like two weeks ago…
Me: Alright, but Im telling you we don't have it now and we only have pints of beer….
W2: I want to talk to your manager you seem to have a smart mouth….
Me: How long has it been since you've been here last?!?
W1: About a year and a half…
Me: So you're sure you aren't thinking about Ned's?!? We've only been open for about a year now….
W1: Ohhhhhh you're O'Niell's…..
W2: *sits in stunned silence*
W1: Well I'll just take a BL bottle
Me: Ok
W2: You sure you don't have BL on draft?!?

DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had to walk away and bash her at one of my other tables, I love the people that come in most of the time cuz they get protective of the servers, “You want me to sent them straight?!?”, “I'll show em whot you guys have on draft” Hehhehehehehehe

I keep thinking to myself its only a nightmare its only a nightmare, then I go home and all is well

So I finally have control of my dreams again. Last night I sat in a dark corner while people came and went. They were all looking for me but I wouldn't allow myself to be seen. Finally bored of my hiding I closed my eyes and wanted to be in a safer house. I opened them to find myself in a familiar house from a past dream. I was in the living room and watched as the room got smaller in front of me and the stereo stood at the end taking up all the available space along that wall. I listened to the music for a while and then decided I would be better outside.

When I got outside I saw people running around, they seemed paniced and frightened. I unsheathed my sword and ran into the chaos looking for the cause of this confusion. Hehehehe I liked sharp items, you konw the better to poke people with. Anywho I run around with kewl hero music running through my head as I searched high and low. I finally found my evil nemesis of my dream world. Ya for cybernetic hulking brutes! Five to be exact. Well, after making a nice salad outta these guys I close my eyes and find myself atop a high building, well not really that high but high for a flatlander like me, it was pretty high, well if you wanna split hairs it was the MCI building in Tel Aviv. As I've told many people who know me I never have dreams about falling, well unwillful falling, like here, I jumped! And fell. I hit the ground and looked up, giggling to myself as I realized I had my control of my dreams back! I closed my eyes one more time and ended up in a school used in a lot of my dreams, when I realized I had a wedding to run off too.

I tried to find my car, when I realized I had inadvertantly walked to the house everybody was getting ready at. so I entered and saw an ex gf sitting there chatting with my lil bro. It was as if we hadn't broken up or anything, she asked me to come over before I coud get dressed and started to molest me. I WOKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yowza, talk about a new wierd twist, this ex was one I think nothing but negative thoughts about, yet my subconcious makes her out to be quite likeable. Eck eck eck eck, man talk about needing to wipe that taste outta my mouth. I stood in the shower for a good 15 mins before I even thought about washing myself bleck bleck bleck. But yeah today was waaaaaayyyyyyy slow at work the only thing Im greatful for is the fact that I was the first in for the night shift. I got like 10 tables right off the bat, but everybody was so chill and most tipped really well it was nice nice nice i need more days like that just with a few more tables. Once 6 hit I was down to one table and that was it I think the closing waitress had like 2 at that time but she had only had 4 tables up to that point. So I think we cleaned every part of that resturant possible, it was sick, well I just about shut everything down by myself and broke down the dinning area by myself, so when my manager looked at me at 8:45PM I ran to my table asked them to cash out, ran my reports and did my drop! so at 9PM I was out at thaa bar enjoying a cerveza, whoot whoot. So Im chillin with tha bartender and tha closin waitress when this guy comes in YECH!

He's this crazy dood who is annoying as fuq! Ask she sat outside of my work with me one night after we closed while we waited for a damn cab that was suposed to be there in 15 mins, yea try 37 mins MOFOS!!!! I kicked him into tha cab and let tha cabbie deal with him. Okie so anyway this guy comes in and he chases everybody away form the bar with his ramblings of his parents beating him and how he's faced so much descrimination because he's Canadian. Not to bad but he talks about how he gives his kids love and how his wife kicks him out of the house with money so he always comes to O'Niell's yadda yadda. Same stuff each time gets old. Anywho he comes in I panic cuz my friend Im chillin with is thinking of leaving so I think to myself this is a good time for mah gurlie to come pick me up. POOF there is my angel, man I love her. But yeah this has been a long post and now time for bed after I've messed around with my journal layout again EEPERS!!!

and I talked last night a good talking too we got our fears and our frustrations out in the open and we both just listened. Niether of us really saw any reason to be defensive or whot not it was good good, the cuddle time was very nice as well. It was a good way to get past a bad day at work. I have to admit though I am changing, perhaps growing up?!? I got very frustrated before this great talk happened and I walked out of the apt with the full intent on leaving and going somewhere. Where?!? I don't know, but I need time to myself and time to think, at least thats how I used to rationalize it before. I realized my folly as I sat in the drivers seat, so I came back up, hey hey I think I see a bit o growth. Not only that when I first started dating her I was not known for being the most reliable person. I was prone to disappearing for days at a time and running off to fix things for family and such. As our relationship has progressed I have realized that I have a new thing to build and nurtue. There is more in the world than me, and now that I am to be a father soon I also realize I need to learn and step up to the plate. I've been overwhelemed the past few weeks, but now things feel better and it doesn't seem that tough, it I do need a life preserver I hope mah gurlie will provide one for me.

So apparantly Im makin a good impression at work, I was put in for staff trainer today, KEWL!!! Uhhhhhh is anybody else a trainer?!? And whot the hell does the STAFF denote?!? Do I get to rip apart our training program?!? Do I get to come in early morning and actually do the presentations for our Floor Manager?!? Ohhhhhhhh I think I hear that overtime clock ticking now! Hehehehe I dunno whot it means but I was informed of this after the meeting, as far as I know we don't have trainers, we just have the senior staff who kinda help build the newbies up, its kinda hard cuz a lot of em don't share their knowledge and you end up missing something important.. SO yeah I got this honor and I didn't even know it was comin to me, kinda like employee of the month, I was the first one they've had in like 8 months. they just revived it for me…awwww aren't I sped-cial?!? Anywho Im tired bored and hungry! Of to kill something eat it and sleep next to its carcass.

I have been having some odd dreams lately, a couple nights ago I was sleping in my chair in the living room and dreaming apparantly. I was just cruising around my conciousness viewing faces of people form my past, I was able to inquire about my feelings towards that person and see how much I actually cared for them. I noticed a decided void from 15-19 of when people really didn't mean that much to me, I was almost inhuman with my inability to care. I was also astounded b the accuracy of which my mind could pull up events of good times and bad times with each person. Finally somthing told me it was tim to wake up, so I did but when I awoke I couldn't move as hard as I tried I couldn't lift my hands or my head they just stayed in the positions that they were in while I slept. I couldn't lift my head I panicked and started to scream, my lips wouldn't even move, I was suprised my vocal cords still worked. All I could get out was a muffled moan as I tried to move my hands, finally they started to move, but it turned out to be all in my head, because as I blinked I found them back in their original places. I couldn't stand it I started to try and move them with all my might, when my eyes snapped open and my body nearly lept out of my chair. Yeah dreaming of waking up, Im not likin that I've never had a dream that far out of my control before, its starting to scare me how I can't control my dreams lately. Is this whot other people go through all the time?!? Yeah I have to admit it makes me sound a bit controlling but dreams have alwayss been a kind of escape because I could control them. Oh well to be I spose.

Its old and scary but here it is!!!

Okie so I saw Episode II last night with decent flick…glad I didn't try to get tickets for opening day…Spiderman was way better as a whole…I did see good parts and bad parts though. And now Im gonna talk about all those soooooo thanx to the lj cut tag if you don't wanna know you don't have too….

Hokay so here it goes….the movies had good parts and baaaaad parts lets start with good:

1) YODA KICKS ASS!!!!!!!! I knew he had it within him I knew it was like that when I saw the first movies, I believed in that lil muppet from tha get go.
2) It was nice to see a lil hatred boil in Anakin, you know tha whole movin to bad ass Darth Vader later on.
3) Was it just me and or was Jango Fett the same guy who was the chief of security in the first movie?!? (Prolly just us, we are crazy like that)
4) I liked how they showed older wiser Obi Wan and how they talked him up as a pretty spiffy jedi knight.
5) Padme (Natalie Portman) donning clothes ala Princess Leia…ohhhhhhh yeah
6) Finally an evil Jedi thinks about using the force to smack some Jedi around, I couldn't stand that last scene in Episode one where Darth Maul just waits for Obi Wan to cut him in half…had he been a real baddie he would knocked poor Obi off his precarious perch using the force and smiled evilly as he watched Obi fall to his death.
7) It was kewl to see young Jedi for once.
8) Yoda had his sense of humor, even back then.
9) Good to see R2 runnin around kickin arse and still eggin 3PO on

Alright thats about all I can really think about as far as good IMHO, now on to my geeky nit picking…

1) Like father like son - I now see where Luke got his whinniness from, cripes if I didn't know Anakin was gonna become big bad Vader I'd think he was a total wuss.
2) Okay I remember in the first one how Darth Maul was supposed to be big and bad and mean, yet Obi Wan kicked his arse because he was DUMB. But here is Saruman bein big and bad and Yoda's student no less and he just smacks Obi Wan around like a lil bitch, that was just not kewl and they moved slow in their fight, not like the fun fluid fight of Obi vs Darth Maul, I was hoping for a fight on that scale. Granted I did get it when Yoda came in and kicked some major Dooku ass, but it woulda been kewl to see and older more reserved Obi jump around as he did in his youth.
3) Shouldn't Jar Jar have been killed by now?!? (Though my gurlie does make an interesting point of Jar Jar is the only one dumb enough to give Senator Palpatine the power he needs to make the progression to Emperor)
4) Why isn't he dead again? Jar Jar is the face of all that is unholy in the star wars universe, well I think I mean the Ewoks I could stomach buuuuuuut Jar Jar puhlease!
5) Way too much of the mushiness between the two love birds, yech, I mean it's kewl that they included it to help make sure we understand the whole Luke/Anakin business, but it was just waaaayyyyy too drawn out.
6) I hate to say it but I thought Jedi were much more bad ass than this movie mde them seem.
7) Did I mention Anakin bein a lil bitch?!? I just kept thinking just turn already Im tired of this, I wanna see a bad ass!
8) I think most of my anger stems from the whole Episode I disappointment, but yeah thats about whot I think of the movie.

Sorry if I spoiled it for ya all but I just had to analyze this cuz I have latent geek tendancies and I have always thought of Darth Vader as a bad ass! He was almost always the epitomy of evil and badness in my book. Well until he turned into whiny Anakin again in Return of tha Jedi. Then again thats when the whole Star Wars Legacy started to get tarnished, again In My Humble Opinion, I can liken it to Metallica's Black album you konw sort of a farewell to everything we loved and cherished about both entities. Then everything just turns all bad bad, gotta wash this bad taste outta my mouth. Anywho thats my wierd lil look at it and hey maybe I can finally get comments in my lame journal!

All right so Im perusing Master Ninja
Muy funny site, anywho I get to reading back posts and such and I stumble across this one, it made me laugh and it scared me at the same time. My reasons are as follows:

1) Why is a 13 yr old so hell bent on killing people?
2) Anger control issues regardless if this person is playing a 13 yr old or is really a 13 yr old?
3) Who the hell would think that the person running this website is really a ninja?
4) Alrighty tha website name can be misleading, yet….WHO THE HELL WOULD BELIEVE THIS GUY IS REALLY A NINJA?!?
5) Im frightened because of the grammar and such, granted mine is not that great but I normally come across as a semi-intelligent person, no?!?
6) Read it its just dayam funny!

The deadliest IM

His IM friend returns and our intrepid webmaster deals with it in a most ingenious fashion check it out:

And it continues

So Tuesday night I stayed after work and got hella drunk cuz our new bartender was making my drinks phat! I threw darts for almost 3 and a half hours and challenged my manager to a couple games of cricket. I did pretty good considering that was my first real time of playin darts. But I finally got home and had a few more drinks. I woke up wednesday hung over like a mofo I drank water til I thought I was gonna burst and totally spaced the fact that I didn't have the car so a half hour before I was supposed to be at work I hoped on my bike and raced as fast as I could to get to work.

Good right?!? Well on the way I stopped at an intersection and hit the crosswalk button. After which I retracted all appendages and proceeded to put all weight on my bike. Well in my hung over state I failed to realize that nothing was supporting me….that is….until I tipped over and fell on my side!!!! I couldn't believe ti I just tipped to my right and ended up on my side, needless to say all the drivers were entertained as was the busload of people waiting for the light to change.

It gets better, I have to do a lot of jumping curbs on my way to work well I hopped off one just to have a car come outt no where and clip me so I hoped back up on the curb when I noticed I was about to mow down some old lady, I hopped off once again and tried to keep my balance and keep from falling …I stayed up but I did so at the expense of the car behind me. You see, when I finally came to a halt and felt I was safe I was in the middle of the lane closest to the sidewalk and some guy in the car was leaning on his horn to get me to move. I simply turned around and smiled then said I didn't FALL!!!!!!!!!! I laughed and rode off, so yeah hung over late to work and trying to ride something that requires balance, not really a good idea. So that's it…back to your lives citizens.

Ima paid user!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So whot does that mean to me and you?!?!
Well I now get to play with my journals style to my hearts content, and as soon as I figure it all out….beware beware!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…….
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So yeah that means a few more updates on my mundane life and maybe …just maybe some drama in my life. Doubtful but ya know Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh we's gonna see Spiderman today….I hope…. is feelin kinda under the weather *le sigh* well to bed, and check out my lame layout I've managed to cobble together, it'll change more but thats the best I could do for now. BAH!!!!