So Tuesday night I stayed after work and got hella drunk cuz our new bartender was making my drinks phat! I threw darts for almost 3 and a half hours and challenged my manager to a couple games of cricket. I did pretty good considering that was my first real time of playin darts. But I finally got home and had a few more drinks. I woke up wednesday hung over like a mofo I drank water til I thought I was gonna burst and totally spaced the fact that I didn't have the car so a half hour before I was supposed to be at work I hoped on my bike and raced as fast as I could to get to work.

Good right?!? Well on the way I stopped at an intersection and hit the crosswalk button. After which I retracted all appendages and proceeded to put all weight on my bike. Well in my hung over state I failed to realize that nothing was supporting me….that is….until I tipped over and fell on my side!!!! I couldn't believe ti I just tipped to my right and ended up on my side, needless to say all the drivers were entertained as was the busload of people waiting for the light to change.

It gets better, I have to do a lot of jumping curbs on my way to work well I hopped off one just to have a car come outt no where and clip me so I hoped back up on the curb when I noticed I was about to mow down some old lady, I hopped off once again and tried to keep my balance and keep from falling …I stayed up but I did so at the expense of the car behind me. You see, when I finally came to a halt and felt I was safe I was in the middle of the lane closest to the sidewalk and some guy in the car was leaning on his horn to get me to move. I simply turned around and smiled then said I didn't FALL!!!!!!!!!! I laughed and rode off, so yeah hung over late to work and trying to ride something that requires balance, not really a good idea. So that's it…back to your lives citizens.