I get entertained by people all the time the resturant I work at has had many incarnations before this one got up and finally made money, so people frequently make the mistake of thinking we are one of the old resturants that used to reside there. Now this wouldn't bother me much except for the fact that my shirt has the new logo, the menu has a new logo and the resturant actually has a good feel to it now. Today I get these two ladies on the patio, you know nothin to hard til we get to the following exchange:

W1 (woman #1): I'd like one of your big bud lights…
Me: Alright but we only have BL in the bottle, sorry bout that
W1: You don't have BL on draft?!?
Me: Nope, we focus on microbrews and imports…
W2 (woman #2): We had BL on draft not too long ago…
Me: Unfortuantely we haven't had BL on draft since I've started ( I've worked there for 5 months)
W1: Yeah I had one of your big BLs like two weeks ago…
Me: Alright, but Im telling you we don't have it now and we only have pints of beer….
W2: I want to talk to your manager you seem to have a smart mouth….
Me: How long has it been since you've been here last?!?
W1: About a year and a half…
Me: So you're sure you aren't thinking about Ned's?!? We've only been open for about a year now….
W1: Ohhhhhh you're O'Niell's…..
W2: *sits in stunned silence*
W1: Well I'll just take a BL bottle
Me: Ok
W2: You sure you don't have BL on draft?!?

DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had to walk away and bash her at one of my other tables, I love the people that come in most of the time cuz they get protective of the servers, “You want me to sent them straight?!?”, “I'll show em whot you guys have on draft” Hehhehehehehehe

I keep thinking to myself its only a nightmare its only a nightmare, then I go home and all is well