I have this irritating knack for blurting out whot is on my mind. Normally I can play it off or the customer thinks its the funniest or kewlest thing that they have a waiter with an opinion. However there are those times I just wanna scream at them and kick them. This hidden talent does afford me the love of my co-workers as they would all like to be able to say whot is on their mind. I think this is one of the most entertaining instances. We have a rugby team that the resturant owners sponser. Not bad right? However, one of our owners is a big flirt *cou-loose-gh* and the rugby team is one of her main prowling grounds. They have this memeber who has by the grace of some higher being intervening on his behalf reached the ripe old age of 21. Before this I served him many times and feeling bad for tha bloke because everybody else was drinking I woulda rarely charge him for sodas or half of his food. Well he thought he was big and bad the past week. We have these glasses which you can get after drinking 20 pints, they stay at the resturant and you can have them engraved, kewl. Well he asks for his in glass #1 no biggie. Well I forget that lil tidbit while I am ringing up the 25 guys orders and run everything out to them. Well he doesn't notice that its not his glass til he's almost done with it, at which time he feels he needs to tell me no biggie again, except he adopts whiny/nasal/snively voice of superiority when he tells me.

Him: “Excuse me but this glass isn't mine.”
Me: “Oh sorry I'll just use it for your next drink”
Him: “So this one is free?!?” *chortles at his lame joke*
Me: *The fakest laugh I can muster up and everybody can hear it*
Him: Oh thats it…
Me: That's whot!?!?!?

At this point the rugby players I actually like and get along with jump up and are like chill Rob it's not worth it he's been a punk all day. Four big rugby guys in front of me ready to grab me while smug lil punk sits in his seat beaming because he thinks they are backing him up. I smile and say alright so another round to em all they smile and laugh and turn around and proceed to pummel said guy for bein stupid and an ass. Ahhhhhhh sweet revenge. Im sure our owner will hear of this and glare at me for such a heinous act of non customer service, but in the end it will be worth it because I will be able to kick his ass when I see him next *muha*