I was riding my bike to work. Just cruising along and listenin to my music. As I pedaled I became aware of a car following me a lil to close for comfort. I slowed down and waved them past, you know like I would normally, however they wouldn't pass. I finally got fed up and stopped, they stopped as well. It was at this juncture that I actually got a good look at the offenders, a bunch of HS kids out for a ride in tha Mommy-mobile. I stared hard at them hoping to cow them and send them on their way. they refused to budge, so I finally sighed and continued on my merry way to work. They continued to follow me I despise getting on the side walk when I can just have a smooth cruise down the road so I shouted back that they should just pass. I looked back and saw them giggle. My temper flared at that moment and I waited for my opportunity. They began to speed up and slow down, I spose to scare me. Well the second to the last time they came dangerously close to my back wheel. I could actually feel their bumper rubbing against my tire. I stood and sped up and they slowed down. I hear them speed up again and I looked back to seee them giggling and carrying on again. Though I am sure they had no idea whot was about to happen.

As they got horrendously close again I leapt back off my bike, and landed on their hood. It was priceless. If you've seen Go, and remember the scene where the two gay guys hit Ranna and scream thats about how they looked. I began to scream about being hit, when they hit tha breaks! I rolled off the hood and followed my bike off to the side of the road where I proceeded to laugh me arse off. They kept yelling and such and apparently took my amusment for pain because they hit reverse and burnt some rubber tryin to get out of there. says I should have reported them to tha cops, yada yada yada. I think however tey got as much trouble as they needed as they tried to explain to mom why their was a big dent in the hood of her pretty car. I can't get the look of absolute horror out of my mind it was priceless I tell ya priceless. Yeah I keep talking of carrying a brick for schmucks like that, but Im thinking thi is much more fun, although my bike was a bit banged up because of me flinging it away, I think it could stand for another adventure of this type.