I see a few wishes
On my beautiful friends list I've been noticeing a lotta people wishing for stuff and asking for stuff. I think I will join this trend. I wish for…..
A good job where all I do is sit around and think up ideas. I don't have to try and implement them or justify them just think of em. Here's a short sampling of what I could be paid for:
- Rabid racoons in the moonlight
- Mach 2 while brushing ones teeth and the sociological ramifications
- I think therefore Im SPAM!
- The world would be a better place if everybdy saw it my way
- Actually it would suck, cuz nothing would get done
- Although we would have fun looking at everything
- Alright I lied about the fun, but you were almost convinced right?!?
- Ok I think I've earned my $15+/hr
See what did I tell you, genius, who wouldn't want to hire me, I am a thinking MACHINE! Uhhhhhh off to class I spose.
No commentsI must be pregnant
I mean I've been way hormonal. This weekend I didn't get anything done that I had set out to do. However I did get a few things done with friends and helping them. I could have explained myself better about Saturday to , but I was calling around when as a favor for Cha-cha and the gang. When I happened to call my friend Nate from HS, well he needed help moving and cleaning up and shiznat. I would normally say no on such short notice, but I owe him and his family big time. When I went to New Orleans, his mom actually drove me to Dallas. She had no other reason to go there or even be travelling besides just taking my lame ass there. So yeah that's why, urgh…more later, gotta clear out the lab and catch tha bus.
Ok, so Im finally back to finish this entry. So yeah I had managed to get to Edgewood in three hours thanx to my right sexy body and people who are nice to hitchhikers, when Nate's mom sees me. She calls home and talks to her husband real quick and says alright I can take you as far as Dallas. WOW! We travel we have fun and she even offers to buy me a bus ticket to New Orleans once we get there, nah thats kewl Im straight. So yeah I owe him and his fam a bit and they had to move this weekend so I figured I'd help. As for Sun I was just ready for a nice relaxing day, and got it much to the disappointment of my beautiful gurlie. Oh well water under the bridge I hope, I also think talking about stuff like that not a good idea when I have just woken up. Im not whot you would call a morning person. I kinda hate the morning and really hate tryin to be coherant in the morning, its just not my style. Im a night person and I also think Im turning into a vampire, Im starting to order my meat less and less cooked. Soon it'll be me with my chalice of pig's blood posting with other whiny vamps throughout the world about how lonely and jaded I have become. How I love and yet cannot love, how I must leave my family because I don't want them to deal with my curse. Gads, Im screwed! Im ordering my next burger WELL DONE! We'll see who turns me into a vampire, not the cow god let me tell you!
I will determine my fate and I will determine whether or not I wanna be a blood sucking leech! Oh yeah, I digress, I think what I really need is $10 so I can live comfortably while I go to school and not have to worry about a lame job. Ohhhh that reminds me I sent my resume to a webhosting company *crosses fingers* I need out of my life sucking job. Kinda funny I was all smiles and excited about this job not 2 months ago. How quickly things can go to shite, ah well. I spose I should go and find something productive before class. Heh, I scared this morning she tried to wake me up as usual but this time I said okie and hopped and booked it to the bathroom. Yeah talk about a shock, like I said Im not a morning person, normally its filled with growling, whining, and and much gnashing of teeth. Needless to say it hasn't been pleasant for my pregnant woman. But today that wonderful, beautiful, right sexy woman made me a cappuchino while I showered. I have one thing to say
She ROCKS!!!
Yeah and then I amused her as I drank it with a straw while I drove us to school. Okie I guess this entry is inane enough now, back to your lives citizens.
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