On my beautiful friends list I've been noticeing a lotta people wishing for stuff and asking for stuff. I think I will join this trend. I wish for…..

A good job where all I do is sit around and think up ideas. I don't have to try and implement them or justify them just think of em. Here's a short sampling of what I could be paid for:

• Rabid racoons in the moonlight
• Mach 2 while brushing ones teeth and the sociological ramifications
• I think therefore Im SPAM!
• The world would be a better place if everybdy saw it my way
• Actually it would suck, cuz nothing would get done
• Although we would have fun looking at everything
• Alright I lied about the fun, but you were almost convinced right?!?
• Ok I think I've earned my $15+/hr

See what did I tell you, genius, who wouldn't want to hire me, I am a thinking MACHINE! Uhhhhhh off to class I spose.