Alright in the sadistic world of Rob land work suck my left testicle. I mean seriously, I went through the whole day just kicking ass and taking names, I was on the ball. Nobody had to wait for food or anything, but I still got crappy tips. The majority of people tipped $2 on $17-$30 checks. Yeah, shit faced fuckbrains that'll feed my family. So, I essentially made no money and then had a harrowing bus ride home. The bus kept stalling and was just weird. Everybody was calm and cool, nobody was freaking out, making threats, or even raising their voices. Everybody handled it like me, as long as I get there sometime Im kewl. A normal 15 min bus ride became a 30 min experience quite fun actually. I figured I deserved a beer after that so I bought some at the store, then I didn't want to cook, so I headed to our neighborhood chinese place. Mmmmm good eats. Yeah I wonder this late at night. So yeah I saw 28 days later…GREAT FLICK!

28 days later
The movie starts off pretty good ata nice clip and well you just can't help but give a lil shudder. When the main character Jim comes too, he's alone in the hospital and luckly sealed in his room. This of course sets him ona search for what the hell happened while he was out. I think it's great how they were able to gloss over what he was there for. He cruises on meets some “infected” people and gets saved by humans. YaY! To the Human cave! They talk, he wants to go home to make sure his family is alive, they agree to travel with him. They hit his casa where he discovers mum and dad dead deadsky. He tries to cope and they stay the night.
As the night progresses an attack happens and poof realy uber cool male savior type is infected and dispatched with cold efficiency. Our hero and friend move on and make small talk of their situation, when they see a beacon in the night. They run to it and find a father and a daughter. They stay and move on the next day because it doesn't rain in London anymore. They travel to an army blockade, good times to be had as they travel. They get there and almost get munched, by the father who gets infected. The army saves them and brings them back to the fort. The leader is a likeable guy with huge ear lobes and the problem of trying to keep a group of men from going insane.

As our intrepid adventurers get comfortable they realize the army blokes aren't really playing with a full deck. The main character and one of the men in the unit try to save the girls' chastity and in doing so get tied up by the army guys. They get taken out the next day to get taken care of. Jim manages to get away as the army guys squabble. Good army bloke gets it and the executioners realize that they lost Jim. Whoops. Well you know our hero gets pissed. He starts to move like an infected and plots to save his “family”. Yeah rage! Well, with the help of a couple infected he clears the house and manages to get out with Selena and Hannah. The movie ends with warm fuzzies.

Alright, so I've ruined the whole movie for you, but I needed to write that just to say this movie rocked, it had a great story and it didn't need gore to get its point across. I especially like how one of your first jumps is just from a car alarm. How bleak the landscape is the whole time Jim is exploring, and the family dynamic they find. They also examine the ways differet groups would cope with this.

I would probably deal with the same situation like Jim. Naive, not really wanting to believe it, but taking everything at face value. He refuses to give up his scruples and his beliefs as the story progresses. As the movie progresses, he realizes he needs to alter a few but he clings even tighter to his want for a future. You see him realizing there is more out there when he sees the contrails of a jet overhead after his escape from the army doods. He finds what he needs at the end and keeps it safe, his family that he found in “nothingness”

Selena is a kewl hard bitch, and just kind of survives. Jim shows her a different perspective and in turn falls for him and his idealism. Great and they just work, she's tough but she needs help as well as shown near the end.

The father tries to keep things normal for he and his daughter before Jim and Selena show up, but when they meet he decides its time to move out of the city and try to get a better life for his daughter. He dies trying to get there, but he manages to show his daughter the way and save her.

The army blokes well they deal with it as any testosterone infused male would. Just wanting companionship and to blow things up. By the time they are met almost all semblence of discipline is gone. As time progresses they reveal their true nature, just wanting to have women and procreate. They become no match for JIm and his rage when they threaten his family. I can see how they would survive, yet even with all their discipline and weapondry they are just as susceptable if not more than a common man to just take what they want, rather than try to build a community together. I was pretty happy when most of them were taken out.

Did I mention the crazy zombie people? They were supposed to be infected bya virus which caused total rage. This was kewl in the fact that they were just insane and ran full out, as opposed to normal slow moaning zombie types. Kudos on a new type of flash eater!

On the whole this movie just rocked, crazed zombie like people, explosions, a tough bitch, more explosions, and someone finding his niche, just made this a very enjoyable movie.

This week has been interesting as have the few before it. this week I managed to blunder my way into organizing a night out to the Pulse in less than 5 mins. It was very cool and fortuitous. I've known she's wanted to be out and about, but it's hard with no car and no money. We pulled it off and had a smasing time. I think I only got 2 or 3 pics of t he night. Yes I was a lone man with three women showing cleavage it was great. All three danced and had a good time and they on occasion danced together (that made me feel funny inside). I just loved it and actually like what they've done with blu. I think I will be there many a night when we start hittin tha club again, trying to recover and re-hydrate with alcohol. A futile effort, yet its so fun to do.

The weeks leading up to this last one have been rough in our household. For some reason H and I started to grow a bit a part as well as a bit resentful of each other. Both of us believing that we worked harder than the other blah blah blah. I just missed the fact that she was never around, even when she was she was sleeping or grumpy. This in turn made me irritable and grumpy, finally a night of talking has seemed to clear it up. Although Im sure the lack of sleep isn't helping my wake up happy and chipper cause.

My life is quite boring as of late, but such is life. Im hoping to go see 28 days later with my buddy Josh tomorrow, we'll see how that works. On a side note, I find it amusing how women find it easier to talk to me and accept me now that I have a “wife”, even though only a month ago she was my fiance. Same girl same relationship, different reaction…wierd. Here is something I found amusing.

Holy shiznat! This picture makes me giggle everytime!

¡shark!

YES! I was totally introduced to this non-carbonated version of Red Bull by my co-worker tonight. We were horrible on mochas and now our MOD is rueing the day that tha Gretch-dawg found the Asian Market on Montgomery. I once again told a table what I thought and well got a decent tip out of it. It was remniscent of a post in customers suck once, and a response it garnered. The response was how a girl and her friends left lipstick on martini glasses and thus, were able to tell who's was who's. Granted that works well for hooka-ho-bitches, but that is straight up tacky. I mean seriously this stuff doesn't come off with mere washing and it can escape someone's attention and a table may get it. YUCK! It is not cute and you are not sexy with that neon pink lipstick that seems to stick to everything but your face. yeah I think that's about what I said to this table of young ladies. *cou-hooka-ho-bitches-gh* They were flabbergasted by my audacity. Well they woulda been had they know what that meant, instead they became indignant and snooty. No biggie I just made sure my laps around the building missed their table. Well they have a friend show up and when she is brought up to speed she laughs and agrees with me it's tacky. The funniest part? She was the best looking one of the bunch and she left no lipstick on her martini glass. Well she paid and left me a phat tip, on the slip it said because you're funny. Heh, Jessica Rabbit comes to mind with this story. Eddie asks her why she married Roger Rabbit, and she responds, “Because he makes me laugh.” Is that true baby? Is that how I got ya?

I can finally get along with the owner now. He keeps his distance from me and he actually makes suggestions, rather than “TELLING” me how to do things. This is good because I am kind of interested in the MOD shifts that we now have available. I think Im mature enough to handle it, I really think so.
¡SHIFT SHOTS!
Yeah I can do it, so yeah life is moving along swimmingly as I chase Ri around the house now that she can crawl and her personality is more and more like her mothers…scary…;P I think the only thing missing from my life is a good job and lotsa money. But we've made it this far without it Im sure we can survive a few more until one of us finally has a degree. Ya think? Alright I best get to bed fare thee well travelers.

You ever notice how oracles and great wise men are always just double talking or at least seem to my lil eye? I don't know all I can really say about that is, I need to sit on a mountain top and double talk. Then I will be old and wise and offerings will abound. Mmmmmmm Hmmmmmm no more working for me. I'd just have to keep a hovel so my daughter and wife can visit from time to time. Or maybe I could be a roving gypsy and teach my daughter the joys and love of pickpocketing and sleight of hand. Hrm. Maybe I should just stick with what I have right now. This would be a happy family and a pretty decent job. It's just the customers that suck my left testicle. Punk ass biyatches. Ah well this is goin nowhere, so until next time. I feel like a GREAT BIG BLUE SALMON OF JUSTICE!!!

I feel tired
Oh so tired
I feel tired
and wired
and weak.

Doobie doobie doobie do do do do da do

Yeah Im tired and I can't sleep, fortunately my girls can. I just can't I probably won't until Im at H's parents house and snoring away on the couch. YaY!

I wanted to post my vows as well as 's just so I have them somewhere. Im even writing them in my paper journal too.

My vows:

I've always thought of life as an adventure,
and the last 2 years of my life have been a whirlwind with you by my side.
Now I stand at the edge of a new adventure.
An adventure which started with 3 little words.
I love you.
Funny how those words have made us laugh and cry.
I do promise more laughs in our lives ahead.
I'll try to keep my nose clean and remember that things which sound good in my head are just not.
I'm excited for the days to come, and the adventuress we'll have.
I love you now and forever.

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It's amazing the power that 3 simple words have.
But to put it simply: I love you.
I promise that I will always love you.
I promise that my love will always be a safe place for you.
That our home and lives will always be happy and full of laughter.
I promise that I will always be patient and I will be beside you through any hardships we encounter.
I will always be your confidant and will always be a source of encouragement.
We are here today to begin the next amazing chapter of our lives and I wouldn't want to be here with anyone else but you.

I've tried to lay down and sleep about three times now and each time is failing miserably, so Im hoping that I'll pass out as I type this update of sorts. So now Im officially married and really kind of enjoying myself as I embark on this new journey. Things have finaly calmed down in the household and we can focus on the important things. Making room for all our new kewl stuff, our kid, and the dream of a car someday. As I said more important things to think about and do. I really have nothing to say as I search my tired mind for something witty, to put in this thing to entertain you all.

I think I will make a compilation of what I've started to call the Rules of Machismo, to make it even cooler I could call it something snappy like, Codex Machismo, sound good? yeah I thought the same thing, I should really go to bed and sleep on this one. This has been thought for the pure and simple fact that movies and society seem to want men to handle situations certain ways, no matter how absurd the conditioned response. I think I'll post a few amusing ones here.

1) This is the machismo stare down. This happened in a car chase in the movie Reign in Darkness to a laughable extent. They race and weave and bob and the protagonist cuts off his prey forcing his prey to stop his car, they stare and the dood just hits the gas and escapes our protagonist for a few more minutes. What happened there? Well in the Codex Machismo, what happened was a conditioned need to “show” your opponante you are superior. You know a mind job, rather than jumping out of your vehicle and exerting the force to “illustrate” your superiority.

2) Next is the chest bump. Yes, you need to chest bump for every little victory. Even opening your beer can. No nifty movie illustrations, but by watching frat boys, you will see the futility of trying to reason with them that the chest bump needs to go. I will admit however that chest bumps for the sake of mocking those who “really” chest bump is perfectly acceptable.

I know there are more and I know has laughed and mocked some of my rules, so more will follow. On a slightly related side note, I successfully intimidated a couple guys at a bar during my bachelor party. This makes me feel like the strong protector I was meant to be. It was quite funny to hear tha change in the guys voices and expressions when they realized I was swooping in to defend my wife's penis straw. Yeah come on guys you put it in the ashtray why? Ohhhh, you thought it was yours…so this is a good physical representation of your penis? Hrm…you know they have pills for those types of inadequecies. We know you're sorry, keep it that way and make your way out of the bar. Thank you.