Alright in the sadistic world of Rob land work suck my left testicle. I mean seriously, I went through the whole day just kicking ass and taking names, I was on the ball. Nobody had to wait for food or anything, but I still got crappy tips. The majority of people tipped $2 on $17-$30 checks. Yeah, shit faced fuckbrains that’ll feed my family. So, I essentially made no money and then had a harrowing bus ride home. The bus kept stalling and was just weird. Everybody was calm and cool, nobody was freaking out, making threats, or even raising their voices. Everybody handled it like me, as long as I get there sometime Im kewl. Read more

This week has been interesting as have the few before it. this week I managed to blunder my way into organizing a night out to the Pulse in less than 5 mins. It was very cool and fortuitous. I’ve known she’s wanted to be out and about, but it’s hard with no car and no money. We pulled it off and had a smasing time. I think I only got 2 or 3 pics of the night. Yes I was a lone man with three women showing cleavage it was great. Read more

¡shark!

YES! I was totally introduced to this non-carbonated version of Red Bull by my co-worker tonight. We were horrible on mochas and now our MOD is rueing the day that tha Gretch-dawg found the Asian Market on Montgomery. I once again told a table what I thought and well got a decent tip out of it. It was remniscent of a post in customers suck once, and a response it garnered. Read more

You ever notice how oracles and great wise men are always just double talking or at least seem to my lil eye? I don’t know all I can really say about that is, I need to sit on a mountain top and double talk. Then I will be old and wise and offerings will abound. Mmmmmmm Hmmmmmm no more working for me. I’d just have to keep a hovel so my daughter and wife can visit from time to time. Or maybe I could be a roving gypsy and teach my daughter the joys and love of pickpocketing and sleight of hand. Hrm. Maybe I should just stick with what I have right now. This would be a happy family and a pretty decent job. It’s just the customers that suck my left testicle. Punk ass biyatches. Ah well this is goin nowhere, so until next time. I feel like a GREAT BIG BLUE SALMON OF JUSTICE!!!

I feel tired
Oh so tired
I feel tired
and wired
and weak.

Doobie doobie doobie do do do do da do

Yeah Im tired and I can’t sleep, fortunately my girls can. I just can’t I probably won’t until Im at H’s parents house and snoring away on the couch. YaY!

I wanted to post my vows as well as ‘s just so I have them somewhere. Im even writing them in my paper journal too.

My vows: Read more

I’ve tried to lay down and sleep about three times now and each time is failing miserably, so Im hoping that I’ll pass out as I type this update of sorts. So now Im officially married and really kind of enjoying myself as I embark on this new journey. Things have finaly calmed down in the household and we can focus on the important things. Making room for all our new kewl stuff, our kid, and the dream of a car someday. As I said more important things to think about and do. I really have nothing to say as I search my tired mind for something witty, to put in this thing to entertain you all. Read more