¡shark!

YES! I was totally introduced to this non-carbonated version of Red Bull by my co-worker tonight. We were horrible on mochas and now our MOD is rueing the day that tha Gretch-dawg found the Asian Market on Montgomery. I once again told a table what I thought and well got a decent tip out of it. It was remniscent of a post in customers suck once, and a response it garnered. The response was how a girl and her friends left lipstick on martini glasses and thus, were able to tell who's was who's. Granted that works well for hooka-ho-bitches, but that is straight up tacky. I mean seriously this stuff doesn't come off with mere washing and it can escape someone's attention and a table may get it. YUCK! It is not cute and you are not sexy with that neon pink lipstick that seems to stick to everything but your face. yeah I think that's about what I said to this table of young ladies. *cou-hooka-ho-bitches-gh* They were flabbergasted by my audacity. Well they woulda been had they know what that meant, instead they became indignant and snooty. No biggie I just made sure my laps around the building missed their table. Well they have a friend show up and when she is brought up to speed she laughs and agrees with me it's tacky. The funniest part? She was the best looking one of the bunch and she left no lipstick on her martini glass. Well she paid and left me a phat tip, on the slip it said because you're funny. Heh, Jessica Rabbit comes to mind with this story. Eddie asks her why she married Roger Rabbit, and she responds, “Because he makes me laugh.” Is that true baby? Is that how I got ya?

I can finally get along with the owner now. He keeps his distance from me and he actually makes suggestions, rather than “TELLING” me how to do things. This is good because I am kind of interested in the MOD shifts that we now have available. I think Im mature enough to handle it, I really think so.
¡SHIFT SHOTS!
Yeah I can do it, so yeah life is moving along swimmingly as I chase Ri around the house now that she can crawl and her personality is more and more like her mothers…scary…;P I think the only thing missing from my life is a good job and lotsa money. But we've made it this far without it Im sure we can survive a few more until one of us finally has a degree. Ya think? Alright I best get to bed fare thee well travelers.