Something that baffles me
People who go out to resturants just to make their servers life hell. I can see where it can be a control thing, but for the most part it makes me sad that these people are so pathetic that they literally kick a man while their down. I mean being a bastard to your server is just cruel especially when they are nice and can't really retaliate then. Im fortunate in the fact that I can retaliate wth wit and then removal of alcoholic beverages from their table. I've done it before and I will do it again. I have only had one table make me so angry that I couldn't think straight or even wait on them anymore. This table will surely die a thousands deaths in the depths of their hell. People feel that they don't owe me anything, well technically you don't but if don't tip then there is really no motivation for me to take care of you.
I had the opportunity to finally do what I've wanted to do for a long time yesterday. I recognized a poor tipper and gave him the kind of service he tipped for the last time he had been in. The tip was $1 on $19, so I was slow to greet him and slow to get his drink, weirdly enough the kitchen even lost his ticket. Honest, I had nothing to do with that one, it was a total fluke of nature. Meanwhile he watched as I gave a couple of my regulars stellar service, even better than he got last time. As I drop the tip he asks me if I have time for a question. To which I say sure. He asks, why was the service so bad this time?” I replied with, “Well I've gotten tired of working hard for nothing tips like the one I recieved last time. I only make $2.13 an hour and I will focus on those tables who are more likely to give me great tips. ” He pondered this for a moment, the asked, “Why did you take care of those women better than me? Is it because they have tits?” I stepped back appalled by his crassness when one of my girls looks him straight in the eye and says, “It's because we tip him well and just enjoy him waiting on us. Not that a small dicked bastard like you would know.” Her friend joined her glare for a moment before they went back to their meal. He stputtered for a moment then signed his credit card slip and ran out of there like a demon was following him. I had to laugh the whole time he was leaving. I went to my table and gave them a hug then got their appetizer comped. The next time they come in for drinks after work their first round is on me. Tip well and make me laugh I will be your best friend. Don't tip or give me grief? You'll be one thirsty and angry mofo as I skip over you, numerous times.
I am a silent avenger of those servers who are not in a position to retaliate to a schmuck who thinks they are “always right”. You are until I prove you wrong. Muha! In another post I will tell you about the guy who got a pitcher of water dumped over his head by me. Right now though a baby needs to be fed.
No commentsNeedless to say she grabbed my buttocks and I giggled
Serious that used to be common place at home, alright it still is, but I just wish for once my so-workers would grab my butt and not just spank it. And with that said I think we should move on. I would like to announce now that FFX is tha devil! Why, you may ask. Well I'll tell ya. It has made me sleep deprived and made me spend about $35 on rental costs and cost for the game. Alright it does rock and I love it but the fact that I don't sleep anymore and try to sneak any time in possible like a coke addict looks for any bathroom stall to get his fix in is just horrid. It hasn't been that bad but H starts school next week so I hope to have my habit curbed and settled. Just naps and 2 hours a night. I think thats feasible. This 6-7 hours in a sitting is getting outta hand. Although I have gotten pretty far I think, gads now I sound like an addict. Soon I'll start wearing all black, putting on pastey make up, not showering and going to my local Game Stop and asking the clerks about the newest games out on PS2 and how this game sucked because the graphics weren't smooth enough and the boobs didn't have enough jiggily factor. Oh yeah the supposed cheat for DOA2: Hardcore, more jiggily boobs, doesn't work. Ask my wife we were dirty old people for a bit to see if it actually worked.
I've decided I feel lonely in the area of dramam in my journal so I sat and thought and tried to think of something worth getting all dramatic about. Then I found it! is not a child lover by any means, and I constantly yammer on about my beautiful child. Now if through some insidious means I could offend her childfree sensibilities, BAM! Instant Drama. However, I don't think I could do that because she's a tech and deals with enough crap on a daily basis. Second, she brings up valid points, they are messy and not quite sanitary, and they are money sucking machines. And lastly, she's never jumped into my journal and criticized me for having a child or tried to bash my child in anyway shay or form. So in that spirit I shall look for another way to crate drama and tell her that Im very happy she's quiting her soul sucking job. Good luck in your job hunt! *salutes *
Things are starting to look up in the world and the words new car are being uttered in our household more and more often. Its a great feeling, knowing that we may have transportation again. I just want it more for the independence. If Alb had a decent public transpo service I wouldn't mind that much, but this city is layed ou so you need a car to be able to do almost anything, especially after 6PM when all the busses stop running. It's coming and Im excited.
Family life has gotten better as I try and come up with these grand schemes. Right now Im still working on the whole part time job thing but we need child care. I can up with a fix, but Im not sure how feasible it is. Pay my mother for child care, so she doesn't need to find a job and can still babysit our cute child. The only problem is almost all my wages from my part time job would go directly to that. Though I figure even if I have a spare $60 a week from a pt job that's $240 a month. This job could be something easy and hopefully without customer contact, you know stressless. this could be our car payment until we pay it off next sem. That's another bright idea just get a high interest loan and make the four payments until we get H's monies for school next sem and pay it off then. It sounds good and would allow us to get a bit newer and more loaded car. Both of which would be spiffy and kewl. I just need a car to get this ball rolling, that and child care for the daylight hours. It all seems like a lot but a little bit at a time will make it easy, just like sex, ya?
Last and not least, I finally got a domain name!
Got Rave?!?
Developement has slowed down as of late since I haven't gotten all my email addresses set up and gotten my old site converted. I do however have a guestbook, message board and my first rave related page up! YaY! since my new addiction has fallen into my life Im probably going to have a long hiatus on the site additions, but ya know that's how it works right?