Nothing at all I says,
To what?
The the whole lobster to tha face deal, observe.

Never get lobster faced, tis my advice for the day.
I think I´ve come up with a new way to deal with Ri. I now think of us as two nations trying to live harmoniously. She seems to hold more clout in our UH (United Household), so I tried to topple her from her power base of cuteness yesterday. Didn work, she managed to pull the votes from the Nation of Motherhood, and I was blocked. I also tried to pass a resolution of nap time at noon yesterday. She managed to filibuster that until 2:30, at which time I took any offer she laid on the table. Luckly, her political maneuvering, had left her exhausted and she slept til 4ish.

I´ve tried to place embargos on lil girl food and tried to get her to import more mature food, but the outcry and commotion she caused in the UH was tremendous and I had to repeal the thoughtless embargo. However, I did manage to get the ¨Milk for Your Health¨ or MYH resolution passed as she took it and hopefully will become a steady import for the Confederation of Ri. I have other news to report from the front. She has finally managed to start her long anticipated secesion from the Federation of the Floor, with a couple halting steps in our hallway the other night. She is a young nation but is also coming into her own. She will hopefully never see fit to sever the lines of communication and trade with the Nation of Motherhood or the United Federation of Fatherhood.

We are having a bday party too, contact me for deets peeps.