It's smooth sailing

So, we get back into the swing of spring, not bad, just wish the wind would die down.
I'm in one of my cycles again where I hit that low point of grumpiness and sadness.
Good news is, it'll stop soon and I'll be back to happy go lucky me.
So this is the week we finally get our paperwork in for the child care assistance.
Yeah daytime work!

Do people realize what they are saying loud enough for others to hear?
Yesterday alone:
I heard about some ladies ineffectual lover.
I heard about another girls fetish for older gentlman.
I heard that you don't want to work at the Mac Grill unless you plan on being a lifetime server.
The lady with the lame love? Yeah she has a wierd growth. UGH!
I had to move to the other end of the bar.
To which I moved into soe dood ranting about how we need to cleanse the population of all weakness.
I smiled and asked him what denoted strength.
He answered be a man,
I smirked and asked him why men piss their pants.
He looked down and realized he had just dumped his pint all over his lap while on his tirade.
He left, his friends talked about the time he passd out in front a bar somewhere.
Ah yes people quality, not only that he wants to “cleanse” the population.
I think I know who should be first in that line.
I mean seriously people, you don't need to yell about that kind of stuff.
Use your indoor voice.

So Im 27 and pretty happy, well except for 2 things right now.
My battle of the wills with my daughter last night.
And the lame ass 2 weeks fo the here, but not here wife.
But the rest is just icing on the cake.
Things are looking up since I can't really slide down anymore.

I think vegas is gonna happen now.
YaY! The break will do me good and maybe I can find something new to keep me occupied.
lalalalalal need to get ready and feed the baby, pb & j it is.

Nothing normal

Nothing seems normal anymore.
Just one big stress ball.
Lately I've been pining for the days when I had the freedom to go wherever whenever.
I feel trapped and caged.
I think this may attribute to my bastardization for the last few weeks.
I despise being a bastard, but it seems to come naturally to me.

Im still kind of angry at his stupidity.
What gets me though is the fact that this girl refuses to step foot into my parents home.
Eh, this too shall pass in time.
For now I just need to get a bit of cleaning done before my babysitter comes.
I think I need to ride my bike a bit more.

And so another year has passed

I have aged another year, and learned a few things.
-Don't let your daughter know you are asleep when she is learning how to swing things.
-My daughter does not want a sibling as show by her repeated punches/swats/headbutts/and assorted other attacks on my crotchal area.
-Things are never as horrible as you think they are as long as you have a nice brick.
-I have a great friends and plan on keeping them for a while.
-As opposed to my normal flakiness of the past.
-My wife rocks and let me pick out my birthday presents this year, I must admit I am a tad hard to shop for unless you've known me all my life.
-She was also willing to allow me to get a home theater system for my bday present.
-I decided not too since we are trying to geta a trip to Vegas together in May.
-Most things chocolate are good things.
-I don't mind being a dishwasher as long as the radio plays my cds.
-I need a new job and AOL looks like a good deal right now *shudders*
-Everytime I think that a lil piece of me dies
-Im gonna get tthose puter parts soon, I hope.
-I don't have a lot to say lately.