photo credit: anita.marie This day each year is a day which I celebrate twice!  Why?   Well first and foremost it is my kiddo’s bday and she is more than happy to let all people around her know this.  If she could she would probably run up and down the street knocking on doors and letting all our neighbors know that it is her birthday.  Second, well, that would be me celebrating the fact that I have been able to keep a human being alive for another year!  I know what you’re all thinking, I rarely pat myself on the back or declare my superiority, but on this day I think I’ve done a really good job with kiddo.

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First, I received a spam message in one of my domain accounts a month or so ago.  This subject, YOUR NEW BIGGER PENIS WILL ARRIVE IN 3-4 MONTHS!!!!!!
Awesome, except my brain immediately thinks, they should really change shipping companies, because even USPS is faster than that. Read more

Help aicweirdo and I crush the infidels that dare oppose our heroes!

CU = Customer
Me = Me DUH!

*after much wasted time as CU doesn’t listen to me and randomly clicks wherever or just plain ignoring me I took a bit of a condescending tone in my voice, it worked she started doing what I asked and listening though* Read more

Hot Friend: i think im going to trip the next person that asks me if im nervous about tomorrow
Hot Friend: how can so many people think that is a good question to ask?
Me: cuz they think they are the only witty person in the world
Me: so they are the first to ask
Hot Friend: *stabbity*
Me: but you will let them know they aren’t when you stab them in the temple with your wedding shoes
Me: then you can walk down the aisle on the hopes and dreams of those witty people

and I had to show off my nifty iconage that made for me

My pants make me feel sexy today.

That is all.

I suppose I should post at least one relevant post this year.
I’ve been busy, you’ve been busy, we’ve all been busy.

We have good news, we are now mobile.
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I know I bitch a lot about our public transit system, however today they have nothing but my respect. Props to the l33t driving skills of the bus drivers on the road today. It was because of them I was only 5 mins later than normal, as opposed to the 1/2-1 hour most of my co-workers were. It also felt good to be walking faster than the traffic was flowing. I actually had a bunch of girls racing me. I won, but man was I covered in snow. So yeah, today the bus drivers rule!

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A talking virus

Doesn’t this rock? Seriously people give me crap for sticking with ME. Other than the obvious heartache it causes when I get all download happy with new programs and forget to configure them correctly it’s been nice. We just have to watch our HD space we keep getting a virus in our system restore folder which then replicates and eats up all our free space. Twice now. But we are armed! Anyway enjoy the article.

So, we get back into the swing of spring, not bad, just wish the wind would die down.
I’m in one of my cycles again where I hit that low point of grumpiness and sadness.
Good news is, it’ll stop soon and I’ll be back to happy go lucky me.
So this is the week we finally get our paperwork in for the child care assistance.
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Though they are pretty cute when you’ve had as much sleep as they have.
I just wish she would sleep through the night. Though I spose I could help in that department by trying to get her on a schedule.
This requires me getting up early.
This in turn requires me to get some sleep at night.
Im running on booze and caffeine right now and she is running on water and tickles, I need to figure out how to turn those two things into energy. Read more

I’ve found Nemo we can all stop searching!
I repeat I’ve found Nemo!

Where’s tha wasabi?!?
I needs mah soy sauce!

Stupid Opera!
I was in the middle of a post.
It decided to close for some odd reason.
I need to start over again,

HAPPY BDAY RI!!!!!!!!!!!!! Read more

Nothing at all I says,
To what?
The the whole lobster to tha face deal, observe. Read more