Or love you,
Maybe smack you,
If you’re into that kinky stuff. Read more

So yeah I think I’ve found a game that my wife and I can never ever buy. Observe. I mean seriously thats like a wrestling/fighting words/hurt feelings gala just waiting to happen here in our household. Well perhaps if we get another computer and *snork* share the dial up connection. *laughs til pees in pants* Do you know how many calls I got from people trying to do that, back in tha day? Ohhhhh it does look like ilt is available on the PS2 and PC, *shudder* It just gets worse and worse as I think about it. I mean seriously I am in danger of losing my PS2 to my wife as it is. Good gawd I would need to get a hard drive for the PS2, the Network adaptor I kind of figured, but a hd? Gads, my PS will become even more coveted in this household. I am putting my foot down, we will not get this game. Fortunately our computer is too old to support it. See the minimum requirements? I think we are safe and Ri may have both parents for a while longer. That remains to be seen in the future however.

So I got my wish, a lil drama for me and a lot of humor for you. thank you . The person who gave me my good times , again thank you my friend.
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EDIT: I don’t know how to spell laughter, refer to my music. NO I WILL NOT FIX IT!

People who go out to resturants just to make their servers life hell. I can see where it can be a control thing, but for the most part it makes me sad that these people are so pathetic that they literally kick a man while their down. I mean being a bastard to your server is just cruel especially when they are nice and can’t really retaliate then. Im fortunate in the fact that I can retaliate wth wit and then removal of alcoholic beverages from their table. I’ve done it before and I will do it again. I have only had one table make me so angry that I couldn’t think straight or even wait on them anymore. This table will surely die a thousands deaths in the depths of their hell. People feel that they don’t owe me anything, well technically you don’t but if don’t tip then there is really no motivation for me to take care of you. Read more

¡shark!

YES! I was totally introduced to this non-carbonated version of Red Bull by my co-worker tonight. We were horrible on mochas and now our MOD is rueing the day that tha Gretch-dawg found the Asian Market on Montgomery. I once again told a table what I thought and well got a decent tip out of it. It was remniscent of a post in customers suck once, and a response it garnered. Read more

I saw my first roach in our building last night as I did some laundry. It was quite funny, it kind of reminded me of that scene in Beetlejuice where the roach is all huge and is like, “Hi, how ya doin?”. I went about my business and put my clothes in the washer, when I realized it had climbed to about eye level on the wall. So I took off my sandal and tried to swat him. He escaped by dropping to the floor, no big deal. I left and let my clothes wash. I went back down at the end of the drying cycle of my first load and noticed there is no roach to be found. That’s when I looked up for some strange reason and saw a roach falling at great speed towards me complete with the imagined high pitched “BANZAI!”. Read more

I’ve found a site that hasn’t made me lose all hope for teenagers in our society.

Sadly, the site was lost due to Angelfire purging the site

Here’s a couple gems from this linked page the page author is bold: Read more

So I go through life hearing a lot of quotes but today was full of many that amused me:

“I can drink 6 double shots of Jack Daniels…” – Random hooker on Jenny Jones

This amused me just because I thought to myself who the hell counts so they know how hard they can party. Then again the title of today’s show was Geek to Party Animal so that kind of explains it. They are trying to party too hard I spose. Read more

Yeah so I was thinking the other day, yeah big shock huh? The topic…martini’s vs tequila shots.
Alright so tequila is actually supposed to be enjoyed as a fine sipping beverage, but I think I’ve only done that a total of 10 times in my life. The rest of the time its been a shot slinging existance with this wonderful liquor. SO that brings me to shots of tequila vodka and what have you. Now at some point in time there was a snooty person who decided that they were too good to sip their vodka or gin from a shot glasss so what do they do? That’s right boys and girls they made a foo foo glass, which is the biggest bitch in the world to serve a drink in and put their shots of gin and vodka in it. Read more

Check this story out, but only if you have time cuz its a long one, buts its so funny, he coulda so stuck it to tha man!

Man 1, Bank 0

And it has been officially announced! It’s crackday! Yeah BAY BEE!!! So go out and get your crack…better yet share the wealth and send some crack to friends.

http://www,virtualcrack.com

Most of all I think we should just join hands and light’er up as a show of our unity!

Heh UNITY I like that werd, so I’ve decided Tuesday is a good day for a celebration so come on over everybody! You know who you are, joini the fun and smoek a bit oh crack, ja?
I still need a new job

What to do what to do….I have so many options, yet feel so bound by one. Grrrrr I need a flippin computer so I can just go home and plug in. Feeling brain getting sucked out. No more No more! Need brain, need to remember how to breathe. Hey did you know that it only takes 8 brain cells to breathe? I dunno if its true, but I think I talk to a few people who have like 7.5 brain cells when I take calls at work. Yes its is mean it is rude, but I look on the bright side I have at least 24 and I’m guarding them carfully. No more brain cells for you. THEY ARE ALL MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
Ty and take them you freakin crack addicts!
Make sense? I’ll show you making sense you piece of….
er…
Yeah anyway I’m so out of here and ready to parrrrrrrrrty! How about you?