My pants make me feel sexy today.

That is all.

I suppose I should post at least one relevant post this year.
I’ve been busy, you’ve been busy, we’ve all been busy.

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Look at what was announced today:
US troops in Iraq get TODs lengthened

P.S. cute pics of my daughter in her halloween costume

Nothing much goin on work sucks and well Im pretty much happy. I like that.
Check this out:
love predictions
Just check this shiz out, kinda creepy

I have aged another year, and learned a few things. Read more

Though they are pretty cute when you’ve had as much sleep as they have.
I just wish she would sleep through the night. Though I spose I could help in that department by trying to get her on a schedule.
This requires me getting up early.
This in turn requires me to get some sleep at night.
Im running on booze and caffeine right now and she is running on water and tickles, I need to figure out how to turn those two things into energy. Read more

They were alllllll right!
Amounting to anything was never my forte. I’ve probably been the most talented quitter on the face of the planet. Then I think about all the people I’ve met in life. There are more with more talent and promise, just not as melodramatic as I. Read more

life seems to be moving forward at a great clip. Yet I feel as if I am standing still and kind of just paddling against this current which is kicking my ass. Im happy and most things in my life still bring me joy, but I just feel stagnant. My meanderings which happen in my mind don’t keep me amused for as long anymore and its kind of disconcerting. What can one do but kind of just go with tha flow, ja? That sucks for me because I’ve always been one of those people who makes my way and doesn’t just flow. Such is life I spose. Read more

I mean seriously, why can’t shite just go well for all of us all the time. It seems like life is looking up here in our household, but now I have worries about a few of my friends who are kind of stuck or just been broadsided by news. Though there are some people I wouldn’t mind if their lives seemed a bit less ontheir side. Stupid people. I don’t get it how do these people come to my work at least 4 times a week drink $40-$70 worth of alcohol and still live? I can barely have a beer after work and live, what’s up with that? There are those few who come in for their couple of beers and hang out but they aren’t so bad because they are nice…go figure! Another interesting thought on work, why are the majority of the non-bar regulars sucky tippers. Is it because they know they can tip crapy for spectacular service? I don’t know, baby just woke up so Im outtie.

You ever notice how oracles and great wise men are always just double talking or at least seem to my lil eye? I don’t know all I can really say about that is, I need to sit on a mountain top and double talk. Then I will be old and wise and offerings will abound. Mmmmmmm Hmmmmmm no more working for me. I’d just have to keep a hovel so my daughter and wife can visit from time to time. Or maybe I could be a roving gypsy and teach my daughter the joys and love of pickpocketing and sleight of hand. Hrm. Maybe I should just stick with what I have right now. This would be a happy family and a pretty decent job. It’s just the customers that suck my left testicle. Punk ass biyatches. Ah well this is goin nowhere, so until next time. I feel like a GREAT BIG BLUE SALMON OF JUSTICE!!!

I’ve tried to lay down and sleep about three times now and each time is failing miserably, so Im hoping that I’ll pass out as I type this update of sorts. So now Im officially married and really kind of enjoying myself as I embark on this new journey. Things have finaly calmed down in the household and we can focus on the important things. Making room for all our new kewl stuff, our kid, and the dream of a car someday. As I said more important things to think about and do. I really have nothing to say as I search my tired mind for something witty, to put in this thing to entertain you all. Read more

I saw my first roach in our building last night as I did some laundry. It was quite funny, it kind of reminded me of that scene in Beetlejuice where the roach is all huge and is like, “Hi, how ya doin?”. I went about my business and put my clothes in the washer, when I realized it had climbed to about eye level on the wall. So I took off my sandal and tried to swat him. He escaped by dropping to the floor, no big deal. I left and let my clothes wash. I went back down at the end of the drying cycle of my first load and noticed there is no roach to be found. That’s when I looked up for some strange reason and saw a roach falling at great speed towards me complete with the imagined high pitched “BANZAI!”. Read more

Yeah this was a big shock…maybe my subconcious was taking the test.

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell – the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

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On the bright side Im not a heretic….bwahahahahahahahaha